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A retelling of my life in DC and all the stupid ass sh!t I get myself into...


So there I was at Union Jack's second opening (I still can't tell if it's officially open or not, but I've been there twice now) enjoying a couple rounds with some good friends celebrating Poop's birthday. Listening to a DJ, even shakin my butt on the dance floor a couple times too many. As it comes time to leave, I was witness to the following conversation which I thought was excellent!!

Guy: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you've been looking amazing all night long."

Random Girl (with a sly grin): "Then why the fcuk haven't you been hitting on me??"


posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 4:44 PM,


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