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The Luther

The prophecy is complete!! We've all heard of it, and wonder OMG.. what?! Well, last night a few of us got together and made this thought a reality. This gathering wasn't just for The Luther, but for all things bad for you and greasy. It was our goal to see the Itis in action. And boy did we see it!! Let's start with the supporting courses... There was Crack Dip (basically chilli and cheese in a bowl melted together), Bacon Bombs (cheese rolled in bacon then deep fried), 2 HUGE pans of home made mac N cheese casserole, Bread Pudding with Captain Morgan's butter rum sauce... are you getting the heart clogging idea?

And now, for the star of the show.... start with a Krispy Kreme Donut, add a quarter pound all beef patty, next layer on a slice of cheese and two strips of bacon. Atop those two strips, you take a generous helping of caramelized onions sauteed in butter. Next, let's add another layer just for fun... another quarter pound all beef patty, another slice of cheese, 2 more strips of bacon and yet another helping of caramelized onions. Top off with another Krispy Kreme Donut and two more strips of bacon. Next step... enjoy!! Now, for the shocking part... this is actually really good!! I was effing shocked. I thought at best it just wouldn't be terrible, but nope... the flavor combination's made for one tasty samich!

One other untold star was a sandwich called the Fatty Melt. Yummm!! Think traditional patty melt - Meat, cheese, onions... Now sandwich it b/t two grilled cheese sandwiches! The plan was to make these as well, but after bacon bombs, pizza rolls, crack dip and a full Luther... I wasn't up to much other then sitting on the couch watching the Boondocks!! Fatty Melt... you are going down next time!!

Grand heart clogging total for today... 4+ sticks of butter, 4 lbs of bacon, 6 dozen Krispy Kreme's, much more cheese then I can recall and more ingredients that I can't!! Ugh... I need to hit the gym!! See you next time cyberspace cowboy!

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posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 2:00 PM,


At Tue Dec 02, 01:42:00 PM EST, Blogger Haystack said...

Actually... crackdip = chili and cream cheese melted together... its the perfect camping dish!


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