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A retelling of my life in DC and all the stupid ass sh!t I get myself into...



WISSHHH Camping - Day 1

Here we go... the long anticipated weekend review!! Let's take it from the top, shall we? I bailed outta work at the crack of 230 and sprinted to my jeep beating the meter maid to it! ha! Suck it!! Good thing too, b/c I'm sooooooo outta quarters! Head over to the house and start packing my crap. Packing takes all of 5 mins and I make a nice pile in the middle of the living room. My Co-Pilot for the ride shows up, we shall call her "J". Anyways, we toss all the crap in the jeep and get goin. Cruizin along pretty good might I add until traffic catches up and we sit still for about 45 min! And such is the pattern for most of the trip actually. The beauty is that when we're moving, it's like all of traffic is doing 80-85, but when we're stopped we are STOPPED!
So, arrive at the campground and toss everything out of the jeep just in time to hear the thunder rumble... fcuk! I put up my tent just to learn that I have no stakes to hold the tent down... ugh, ok... just toss everything in the tent to hold it down. The monsoon comes and it's actually strong enough to tear down RU469's tent!! Damn.. lucky for her I pack a spare tent, b/c the image of that poor tent laying there in a heap of tent poles, and wet canvas was not pretty. Nor was it dry!! Luckily, that was the last that we'd see of the rain for the whole weekend!!
It's getting dark, we've all changed into some dry clothes from and we're onto our next beer already! Time for some songs around a fire and some good music and a little bit of dancin!! Good thing Wanda and Turtle are there with some food otherwise we'd all go hungry!! We party, and drink and party and drink... you get the idea... till late into the night.
At one point of the evening, I'm walking to a fire and I hear a bunch of zipping sounds to my right... so I curiously stop to take in the event of what I thought would be someone running back to their tent from a booty call. That was not the case. This would be one of our beloved harriets sticking just her head out of the bottom of her tent, zipping the tent shut around her neck, and proceeding to puke her guts out on her front porch! That by itself is amusing enough, but wait, there's more!! At this point, she unzips the door and starts crawling on all fours to try to get away from the puke that's in front of her tent. As she crawls over to start hugging on a nearby tree, I realize she's not wearing any pants. I being the good samaritan that I am, spend the next 30 minutes talking her back INTO her pants! You gotta love the irony of that! After getting her back into her pants, and back into her tent (ok so she rolled in the pile of puke a little... also a funny site getting into the tent) i head on in search of more beer. I mean come on, it's only 3!!
A couple beers/hours later, a few of us start in on a rendition of "If I'm up..... evvvvverrrrrrybodys' up!" at the top of our lungs! If you were there last year, you know what I'm talkin about!!

ps: fcuk this software... I've spent upwards of 2 hours trying to load a pic on this post and it just keeps telling me it's done but no pic shows up. WTF!?!?!?!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 3:19 PM,

2 Comments:

At Mon Jun 05, 10:27:00 AM EDT, Blogger KQB said...

That is very kind of you to put LNDT back into her pants. Sounds like a fun weekend!

 
At Tue Jun 06, 07:25:00 AM EDT, Blogger Ear Shot said...

i heard a hat got burned. when did that happen?

 

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