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First Snow Rant

The first snow of the year in DC and already the govt. workers are shutting down!! Not even an inch on the road, and all the stores are out of bread & milk... silly people, the staples are beer and fried chicken, not bread & milk! What are they thinkin!?!?!?

Dear random person in my way going 25 under the speed limit on 95/295/395/66/MD50/VA50/Glebe,
I weave b/c I know my vehicle and it's abilities, b/c you are going 25 under the freakin speed limit and I'm late for work at a job I h8. Don't you worry, I'll still come back and pull your dumb Toyota Camry a$$ out of that ditch you just drove yourself into b/c your going to the fcukin store to buy all the fcukin bread & milk in the entire tri-state area for this "weather emergency". I would like to take a minute to thank the power of locking front and rear differentials that allow me superior traction and give me peace of mind which I don't need b/c there's no fcukin snow or ice on the road to start with!!! If you can't drive in these conditions, stay the hell off the roads and stop screwin it up for the rest of us that can! If you still need bread & milk... click here!

Best Regards,
The Jeep that just cut you off!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 6:03 PM,


At Tue Dec 06, 12:09:00 AM EST, Blogger This one time . . . said...

I want snow!

At Tue Dec 06, 09:40:00 AM EST, Blogger Haystack said...

What are you talking bout? I'm at work and I work for the government... and yes staples are beer and fried chicken!!!

At Tue Dec 06, 10:10:00 AM EST, Blogger KQB said...

porn and chicken!


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