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For halloween i should be....


You Should Be Elvis for Halloween!

What should you be for Halloween?

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 10:49 AM, ,

Authentic Foods & CanadiaTown

The day starts off rainy gross, and dreary..... and that’s not just the hang over talking, it’s seriously gross outside!!! Some good greasy breakfast food will deff be the ticket in feeling better. Let’s hit the $2.99 steak n eggs special at Pano’s. Yumm!! This place is so nice, yet everything is soooo cheap? Cool!! I even treat myself to Pano’s own $0.39 bottles of Buffalo Spring water! Buffalo has spring water? Whatever. Since I’m up, and fed…..I’m thinking let’s go explore and check sh!t out. Before I know it, the road makes way for a bridge followed by a sign saying Welcome to Canada! Cool beanz, another country…. Let’s go check it out…. It looks suspiciously like South Myrtle Beach, except it’s cold and everyone says “eh?” There’s crap stores everywhere, some sorta book of world records museum, and many more money pits everywhere. I wish the weather were better so I could walk around and check all this stuff out, but as it’s not… Let’s head up the Skylon tower and grab a beer from very possibly the bitchiest bar tender in the history of time!! It’s cool though, b/c the outer edge of the place is spinning so you get to check out the view on all the diff sides of the tower!! Very cool! Alright, the novelty has worn off, let’s go buy some crap for people state side…. Souvenirs!!! I get a few things and then I realize… it’s deff time for another quest for local foods!!

Ok, WTF? Someone stuck together two halves of a dodge caravan here?!?!!?

If i was a native buffalonian, this is prob what i woulda grown up on instead of busch light.... $8.99/30 pack. Can't beat that!!

This is the place with the excellent yet cheap breakfast special that i mentioned up above, good eats and a Buffalo sitting on the roof.

Our quest for good wings too us to Duff's. I'm told this is where all the locals enjoy wings from. I was not a fan as you can tell.

Charlie the butchers is a local place serving Beef on weck. Very tasty freshly sliced roast beef on a roll dipped in au jus. A little pricy for the amount of food you get, but friendly people and tasty snacks!

The anchor bar had the wings that i've come to know as buffalo wings, excellent eating and great music too!!

This would be the Sebring convertible that I rented from Avis. A fun little car, and for $4... can't beat it!!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 5:47 PM, ,

4am last calls, Drunken Bar Tenders & A Steak Samich

So this weekend I decided to escape the rigors of DC by flying up to buffalo for the weekend on a whim. I’ve never been there but I’ve heard great things about it, so I’m there. I fly outta Dulles, the farthest away airport known to man! My firm belief is that the only way you can get a ride out there is from family, some one your doing/with, or someone who owes you a huuuuge favor!! This place is out in SH!T hasher turf! I called in the family on this one, yuk what a gross night! But no worries, I grab my one carry on bag (sooooo much easier then checking anything!) I love this new electronic check in, just swipe your credit card and it spits out a ticket acha… no stupid lines for me!!! I’m outta here….. or not… how bout a 20 mile line to get thru security! Ugh, it’s like you’re a prison inmate… put everything you own into a little box and walk up with it in your hands with your shoes on top. Fcuking terrorists bringing security to this! How the hell can you fit a bomb in a pair of New Balances??? Explosive material is NOT conducive to proper arch support for running, damn… don’t those extremist a$$holes know anything?!?!?! For some reason, even though I have NO criminal record, I always seems to pop up on the search his bags more thoroughly list! WTF? Once, ok, twice, coincidence…but EVERYTIME I FLY?!?!?! It’s all good, the guy searching through my stuff had a good sense of humor so we BS’d a bit about how stupid this really is.
Well, I'm thru security & I’ve got a few minutes to kill…. My natural instincts guide me right to a bar!! Imagine that! I get to enjoy the look a true traveler, cell phone, iPod, and a beer. Good times. You know, they won’t even give you a real knife in a restaurant there? A regular fork, but plastic knives! That’s kinda funny I think. NE ways, I was graced with one of the smallest planes ever, well bigger then a puddle jumper, but still not large by any definition of the word. One seat on the left, two on the right and a storage box that makes the trunk of my jeep look huge! But luckily half the plane was empty b/c everyone coming from Cancun missed the flight!NE wayz, I get to Buffalo International airport, travel plaza, and waffles after a short flight that’s fairly smooth & go to collect my rental car which came free with the flight!! Thank you traveling gnome (I paid $4 to upgrade to the next level)!! Apparently car rental companies have a sense of humor as I was given a convertible in late fall in buffalo!! It’s all good, it drives nice and did I mention it was $4?At any rate, I take the car, leave the airport and fly to drop off my car and head right to… you guessed it… the bar!

What? It’s 11pm… deff time to be out exploring what the city has to offer! Let’s go to Cozumel’s for a bit, and try to local brew. A few drinks later, wouldn’t you know it… they’ve got Sparks!! Damn you sparks, but oooo so tasty! So, lets have one of those and head onto the next bar.

We do a drive by of what looks like an old house with a bunch of kids standing around the front porch and side walk smoking with a sign that reads Frizzy's... this is an entire bar? Too Cool!! They’ve got booze, games and the like, yup deff a full bar, let’s get a round and then move on. Gabriel’s gate is a cool a$$ lookin place with an old world lookin statue holding up a torch that’s always burning. The bartender is alotta fun and I think he’s had a few as well! He keeps making us shots and he’ll take on with us!! Deff my kinda place….

Where did the time go? It’s almost 4am already… let’s head to Jim’s Steak house. Home of some seriously TASTY samiches and cool as shirts! I wanted/want one but for some reason the manager was in no mood to negotiate for a shirt at 4am with a drunk guy… go figure! At any rate, we’re walkin back and feasting on some most excellent food when we pass by the bar we started… “come on, let us in… it’s not even 5 yet!! We need a night kap!” For some reason, they remain closed, o well, it’s time to call it a night any way!!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 3:30 PM, ,

Two words for ya…..

….I’m gone!! (What song is that from for 100 points?) I am getting up outta DC for the weekend to see what the rest of the country has to offer. My insane book project at work was supposed to be outta my hands… forever....but noooo, i'll be back in on sunday!! If you ever wondered what I do in real life, I do design work on large publications for the US DOE. Here's a link to last years book....if you can't sleep, by all means read a few reports! =)
Now then, I'm gonna go eat some local cuisine and drink some local beer!! How bout dem apples?!?!?!
I hope to have some pix up for ya when I get back on Sunday. In the mean time, all you guys drink one for me where ever you are & I can’t wait to see your photos from the weekend!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 7:30 PM, ,

Mobile Blogging?

This has gotta be one of the coolest bar ideas!! So cool in fact that I took a pic of it on my cell phone to share with you all!! Apparently you can blog via mobile phone, just in case you didn't spend enough time at your desk blogging, blogging-on-the-go is the next step!! I'm lookin forward to sending myself stupid pix and figuring out what I did the next day!!!

Hope the pix turn out well!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 12:30 PM, ,

Ok, so I've been a little slack lately...

Sorry I haven't had much time to update lately to all of you that enjoy hitting up my blog for a good story here and there, but in my office we have 2 crunch times a year..... I'm smack in the middle of one right now! As soon as the crunch is over, I'll be updating like a champ again and perhaps even get to some back posts that I've missed! Some good news.... I finally got a new lease signed, so this whole getting evicted deal is not so major NE more!!!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 9:18 AM, ,

Today was a slooooow day....

You Are a Sarariiman!

Or "salaryman." Whatever. Treadmill off, treadmill on.
Most of the sleep you get is on Tokyo's extensive subway system, since you are putting in 14 hour days.
You're a workaholic who works hard for no overtime. And vacations? Forget about it.
You spend most of your trip hunting around for gifts to bring back all of your coworkers.
What's Your Japanese Subculture?

Your Monster Profile

Merciless Chemist

You Feast On: Pie

You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart

You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers
What's Your Monster Name?

Your Fortune Is

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Your Hidden Talent

You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.
What's Your Hidden Talent?

Candy Cigarettes

You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good.
What Kind of Candy Are You?

Your Brain's Pattern

Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!
What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Your Summer Ride is a Jeep

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.
What's Your Summer Ride?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?

You Are 50% Addicted to Blogthings

You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent.
So what if you know your personality type by heart?
And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack...
There are people much worse off than you!
How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 4:51 PM, ,

Clarenedon Grill...

I don't have all too much to say other then the drinks were good, the music was good, and there were a TON of people in there... I'll leave you with some pix tho!!

awe damn... the stiff arm!! That's pass interference rodeo!!!
Tapped 3 Times standing up, yet passed out on the bar!! Gotta love the pile of napkins and matches that the other patrons started piling on him!!
Late Night explains the intricacies of her top to holy.

Kane after he joins the DC crew for a short happy hour!!

Marshall taking a brief rest on one of the many comfy benches in the bar

Ummmm.... More pass interference? I dunno, you got me!

MM elaborates the importance of ordering two drinks at a time due to the ridiculous crowd at the bar to Kane.

Tooth Fairy, Meatloaf, Late Night, and Haystack hangin out.

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 9:15 AM, ,


Tagged for the Meme by The Muse from Strip Search City!

What were three of the stupidest things you have done in your life?
1. Broke my arm falling off a bed
2. Declaring a Biology Major
3. Sold my Discovery SE7 5spd manual

At the current moment, who has the most influence in your life?
Ummmm.... I have nooooo idea.

If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick up to five people to dine with, who would you pick?
1. My Grandfather
2. Al Pacino
3. My Mom
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. MLK Jr.

If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?Not counting the obvious “wish for more wishes”:
1. Wealth & Fame
2. Everlasting Beauty & Intelligence
3. The same (wishes 1 & 2) for everyone I take care of

Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.
1. It's DC, i really think we've got everything here!!
1. South East DC
2. The damn DC cops and their 0.01 BAC = DUI BS!

Name one event that has changed your life.
Going off to college and being on my own.

1. Boozie
2. Kane
3. I can't believe it's not vodka
4. Ear Shot
5. KQB

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 12:02 PM, ,

The New Brat Pack!

So after a long night of partying in Baltimore, we all scrub the sleep out of our eyes, socialize for a few minutes, one of our number looses a sock but we won’t mention names, and RoadKill tries out the new finger tooth brush. We were told he didn’t feel that fresh feeling like the people on the commercial promised.
We now go in search of food… It’s the crack of 10am and after a long night, we could use a bite to eat. Brunch finds us walking down by the water in Baltimore looking for a nice place to chow. Knowing some people in the area, RoadKill makes a few calls to take us to the Red Star Bar & Grill….. well look at that… they’ve got $6 all you can drink mimosas!! Yummmm! So we get there and the only down side is…. They don’t have any pancakes for poor Kane!! Other then that, we are the only table in there and drinkin up the mimosa’s faster then the bartender can bring up the champagne! Food arrives… steak and eggs done RIGHT!!! A good sized piece of steak too. “Kirkin Pa Nub” is the first one done with the meal and shaking while waiting for everyone to finish eating already so he can have a smoke.. RoadKill has other ideas by finishing up IHOV’s meal. I just enjoy watching Kirk getting ready to xplode waiting to smoke!!! I think he actually yelled at RoadKill to hurry up! Too funny!! Kane claims he has to get goin, and heads for the door. Not 2 minutes later my phone rings…

Kane - "Ummm… I can’t find my car!"
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA...just come back and have another round with us instead."

Apparently this isn’t the advice he’s lookin for as he calls another phone at the table about a minute after he hangs up with me. A few rounds later Sevrin & Free Pu$$y have to leave us in order to head back to the city and get some work done. Sad, but we understand. Next, RoadKill's friends that ended up joining us for a bite take off too. The waitress wonders if we’re ready to pay our check. Luckily the music came to a complete stop as I asked (in a voice waaay to loud)

"If we pay our check, can we still keep drinking?"
Luckily the music comes back on as soon as I’m finished with the question! Allison (our waitress) says “of course!” So, 1pm comes and goes… as does 2pm, and here comes 3pm. How many bottles have we gone thru??? The server and bartender have nooooo idea! We’re guessing at something around 4 cases by now. “Ok, I know” says RoadKill let’s go to another bar and then head back. Done. We apparently find a pirate bar with a pirate dog and a very small crowd and proceeded to have a beer. Very colorful bartender with Bright red hair… she shoulda been at RDR!! On the way back to the car, a sign calls to us all…. “Plus Size Lingerie!!” Wha? It’s never too early to start shopping for next years lingerie run. So, we head back to the city, to my house. Grab 2 more bottle of champagne and some OJ and head over to catch the ending circle of the WH4 run. We are immediately violated as 6 of us pile out of one car all toting a drink and me pulling along the bucket of Mimosa mix.
After circle we head to the ononon bar. A few more rounds? Ok. Why not? (just to let you know, it’s like 6 or 7pm by this point in case you’ve lost track of time). There are chicken wings, beers flowin and a Pure-T-A$$hole bartender that’s tryin to throw hokie outta the bar. Not nice! So let’s all finish our rounds and go to…..La Tosca (it’s the tappa’s place in Clarnedon). We are now the original 6 + 5 new additions. We have picked up a handful. Well, we get to know the bar tender very well and continue enjoying ourselves until the 1130pm time when he says his bar has to close… Nuts. Ok, let’s head down the street to Iota b/c I refuse to set foot into Whitlow’s!!! Fcuk that place side ways with a broomstick and pi$$ on their ashes. We head onto Iota and everyone else precedes to have another round. Me? Noooooo mas!!! After the first time I fell off a bar stool in Iota I realized I had had just about enough. I drank more then a few waters there which didn’t seem to help me much. You remember earlier I mentioned someone lost a sock? Well we taunt her rather heavily about the condition that it’ll be in when she finally gets it back then decide it’s time to go (130am, Sunday night) We loose two folks who are taking themselves home and that makes 9 of us piling into a car over to my house b/c I live the closest. On the way to a car, we see a fabulous street crossing sign which I just muuuuust have! Thanks to one of the breakfast club/brat pack that points it out to me. We all pile into this truck 3 in the trunk, 4 in the middle, and 2 in the front. Not too too bad. O yeah, we tossed in the sign in the trunk with the people! Back to my house finds us passing out, after a few more rounds of course, wherever there was space. All couches/futons/beds were full. I borrowed some floor space and called it a night just before 3am!!! Were you keeping track? Just in case you weren't that’s 1030am - 3am!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 9:13 AM, ,

House Party In tha B-More

So udder and I are in the process of looking for a new place to live, be it a house or an apartment, but something. We borrow this kick a$$ software from scab that turns your laptop into a GPS system. Sweet!!!! The only problem? It was monsooning sooooo damn hard that the GPS couldn’t find a satellite. Nuts. We check out a few places, but nothing all that exciting so we head back to the house for some good old fashion veggin time since it’s GROSSS OUT SIDE!!!!! Yuk! Luckily for me, I’ve borrowed a laptop and have in my hands seasons 1 & 2 of family guy on DVD! Score! Needless to say I was in bed on the laptop for the rest of the day being a laaaazy ass bum! 6pm rolls around and it’s time to head up to Baltimore for a small housewarming/house party for a good friend. So, I pick up RoadKill & Can’t Stop for the ride up there. We get a little lost but find some great construction sites that would be a ton of fun to play in at a later date either on foot or in the jeep!! But we finally make it. Gotta drive past “Larry’s Liquor Lounge” which is on the corner of S.Carey street. Yeah, damn right scary street! But, we continue on and the area gets much better. We arrive to find a very tame crowd socializing over a couple of beers. Ok, we’ll be good. Take a few tours, chat a little bit…. Wait a min? Everyone that’s not from DC has already gone for the night it’s not even 9pm!?!?!?!? Ok, now it’s time to bring out some dice for some 3man!!!! And a deck of cards for some additional games. Occasionally ¾ of the group takes a short recess to go smoke and the rest of us join them to socialize. This pattern goes on for a few hours till we hit 130 or so and decide we should all adventure out for food. Excellent!! I could eat. We find a place by the name of “Bill’s.” This is like a pizza/sandwich/country food/chicken wing place with Bullet Proof glass in front of the employees.. A little strange, but ok, we’re hungry let’s eat! I see a sign that brings tears to my eyes….. "Pork Chop $3.95"!!!
Of course I’ll have one of those, a samich, and we should take a pizza back to the krew at the house. We are all convinced that at this point, a certified pimp enters the establishment & has his woman order the food for him so that he doesn’t need to go near the window….until he decides that he needs some gravy on his French fries, then he has to handle that himself!! There's a pic of me here in bills where we notice that the younge lady in the corner is actually pozing to be in someone elses camera phone pic? Hahahah!!! Anyway, we leave Bills and walk up the street and pass a 24 hour Chinese food place with bars on the windows fit for Alcatraz. Not to mention a rat walking around the streets like it owns the place. That thing was bigger then a cat. I’m convinced it ate the cat, and that’s how it got so damn big!! We get back to the house with all our food to a welcome group who are also thrilled to see it. We all get situated and layer the couches to watch some movies as I think we’ve worn out our hostess and she’s asleep. Blazing cannon fire from Pirates of the Caribbean on the TV, yet everyone is sound asleep. The minute I turn it off, everyone wakes up and starts whispering. Go figure that one out. We all crash and chalk it up to a great night!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 10:49 AM, ,

Vodka, Redbull, & Absinth?

It’s been an ok week, I have had some stuff on my mind… namely… GETTING EVICTED!! But it’s Friday, and we can all relax over the course of a long weekend. After work, Jon and I need to go shopping for the upcoming AGM pirate party. Arrr…. It’s drivin me nuts!!
So, we go checkin out party city and party depot to pick up a few things for costumes and accessories, then decide we need wings and beer to truly appreciate a long work week. Off to… you guessed it…. Bailey’s!! The wings and beer are fabulous, the bar goddess is there for me to drool over, and some regulars (Don & Doug) buy me and Jon a round since I’m finally not workin when they are in! Good times, but I want more to help me with the week I just had!!! There’s a small house gathering in the city near eastern market metro, I know… let’s grab a few four packs of Redbull and that Handle of Stoli from my house and head into the city. We get there, and apparently there are bets on us showing up!! I guess I’d hate to disappoint so in we go. As it turns out, these fools have been drinkin Absinth for the last few hours, so catching up will be tough. IHOV the librarian makes a cameo today, as does Sanchez & Big Jim. Kirk, RU, LNDT, MotorMouth, CasaNada, RoadKill, & more!! A small crowd, but a great crowd. The night gets fuzzy real quick as we sit around socializing the night away talking about nothing for hours. As it’s now after 3am & we’ve missed the metro, Jon and I split a cab to the Arlington hood & call it a night w/o 4am diner food this week!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 11:19 AM, ,

TIPS Training and Sinful Ice Cream

So you remember when you were underage and you wanted to go have a few cocktails and be cool like the older kids? You had to learn the rules inside and out so that you wouldn’t get busted using your fake ID & learn to control yourself so as not to cause too much attention to yourself and get the law called on you. Also had to get your hands on a fake ID, or make your own. Those of us that imbibed frequently got really good at doing all this.
Well in food service they have a process called TIPS training (Training for Intervention ProcedureS) which more or less teaches you the exact same thing but from the other side. I know this is a bit of a bland read, but to me I just find it very amusing that everything this guy taught us for spotting fake ID’s and watching drunk signs I already learned by the time I was 18 so that I could use my fake ID’s!!! A role reversal of sorts.
Rather then hash’n last night, I took the night off, thanks to LNDT, to look for another place to live as I’m getting evicted as some of you have read. The place wasn’t bad, but then of course we had to go to the bar to discuss what we thought of it!! After dinner we hit the Cold Stone Creamery… & if you’ve never had it…. OMG!?!?!?!!??! Soooooooooooo fcuking good! I don’t think I’ve every had ice cream that good! If you ever get the chance to scope it out, do so! & give the people in there a tip so they’ll sing that little song for you. Good times!
Now, I just need a pirate costume….

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 1:31 PM, ,

Talk about wasting your day away….

Ok, so someone pointed out that there was a website called BlogShares, it’s like a fantasy stock market site. What? You guys have your fantasy football, baseball and hockey… So I get fantasy stock market!! Ok, I have been pouring over this thing for what seems like 4ever researching one of the millions of blogs that are up there for trade. Now this is truly addictive! You gotta do missions in order to make some money to buy the stocks that you have been researching….I know i'm a dork.. sue me! Go check to see if your blog is on there too. I bet you it is!! Claim your blog and start trading shares. It’s fun, free, & addictive as hell!!!!

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 2:47 PM, ,

Let’s play 60 Questions!

Ok, it’s only 57 as stolen from the Ms. Meh.

1. How tall are you?

2. Do you own a gun?

3. Rehab? Counseling?

4. Have you ever killed an animal?
Just a couple deer

5. Are you Irish?
O yeah.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Wilco Dogs! You know, those cheap 3/$1 gas station hot dogs!! Yummmm…. Hit em with some mustard, ketchup, slaw and relish..

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Christmas Song done by Bare Naked Ladies a few years back. Still like it, although I feel a little silly listening to it in the summer.

8. What is your favorite sound(s)?
The pop of a few cold corona’s with my speed bottle opener!

9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Bottle water… damn you healthy trendy crack!!!

10. Do you do push-ups?

11. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope, 100% drug free.

12. Have you been shot?
Only by paintballs and BB’s

13. Have you ever been hospitalized?
Just a few times

14. Do you like painkillers?
Only when they are prescribed to me.

15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the same sex?
Lure in the same sex? Ummmm…. Guys like my jeep? Hell I dunno, never been one to try to lure guys. Not my mix.

16. Do you own a knife?
I own a fabulous assortment of knives.

17. Do you have A.D.D?
Wanna go ride bikes? =)

18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
It’s not bad, but the noise still makes my arm sore.

19. Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink:
Water, Corona, Blue Moon, Diet Coke, Light Bear (including Bud Light, Busch Light, Miller light, Coors Light, PBR)

20. What's In Your CD Player?
A CD called my Moody mix…. Starts off with Amber by 311

21. What's under your bed?
Spare sheets, not much room under that bed frame.

22. Current Hair?
Getting a little long, but I’m told it looks good spiked at this length. Thinkin about dying it jet black tho… why not?

23. What are you wearing?
Black dress shoes, Silver Dress slacks, Blue J.Crew shirt, my “Drinkstrong” bracelet!!

24. Current Worry?
Did I mention I’m getting evicted this month? Ugh. What a pain!

25. Current Love?
My jeep! Duh!
26. Current Hate?
People who talk tooo much shit about you behind your back… or to your face for that matter. If you’ve got nothin nice to say, then don’t say anything.

27. Favorite Place To Be?
On a ski lift in late January at 6am rising above the cloud lines to the top of the mountain to get first tracks!

28. Least Favorite Place To Be?
My office or stuck on I-395 traffic. It’s a toss up.

29. If You Could Play any Instrument?
Drums baby, all day long.

30. Favorite Colors?
Black, Silver, Blue

31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could see again:

32. Where Would You Like To Go To College?
UNC or Univ. of MD College Park.

33. Where Do you want to live?
Hmmmm…. Right now? Charlotte or Raleigh, NC.

34. Favorite food?

36. Number of pillows you sleep with?
2…. Well one, but the other is there b/c you can’t have just one pillow!

37. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Just some boxer briefs

38. what were you doing 12AM last night?
Slingin’ drinks at the bar people watchin

39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?

40. Are you paranoid?
Not really.

41. First piercing/tattoo?
A small one on my upper left arm in Panama City Beach, FL. My first spring break ever!!

42. Last person you yelled at?
easy…. The damn tour bus that couldn’t pick a lane in traffic this morning when I was late to work. I wonder if he heard me?

43. Last thing you ate?
Cherry tomatoes

44. If you could be a pirate, would you?
Of course, that’d be tha life for me!

45. Do you have an iPod?
Yeah, iPod mini 4GB - but that damn iPod Nano is callin me!!!

46. When and why did you last vomit?
I think it was early this summer or late spring, a friend gave me a ride home after a few too many tequila shots. I got outta the backseat tangled up in the seat belt fell out, landed on my hands and knees and started puking on this tree in my yard all in one swift motion. The people in the car were laughin’ their asses off at me!!

47. What's in your pockets right now?
Wallet, Keys, Cell phone, Lighter.

48. What color are your walls?
Office = whiteish, home = some are wood, some are white, some are covered with pix.

49. Last thing that made you laugh?
The tide letter on Ms. Meh’s blog

50. Any pets now?
Not really, just my fish at my office.

51. Do you have any piercings?
No, took mine out. Used to have my eye brow pierced.

52. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
A vibrant blue

53. Have u ever won any awards?
I’ve won a few, but nothin really worth talking about

54. How many TV's do you have in your house:
2, mine and my roommates.

55. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?
Broken arm, Green break - right hand, sprained both ankles, strained shoulder, strained knee, nearly shattered left knee cap….

56. Who do you tell your dreams to?
No one.

57. If you could pick one person to make out with who would it be?
You know, the usual.. Jennifer Aniston, Faith Hill, Shania, Angelina….

posted by Cptn S.A. Ho @ 1:33 PM, ,